Christmas in the Park
Noble Park
2915 Park Avenue
6-10 p.m.
paducahky.gov/city/parks/parks.php#lights
Enjoy a drive through Noble Park and view all the wonderful lights from Paducah Power System. Monetary donations or canned goods accepted for local charities. 444.8508.

Saturday, December 1
Easter Seals Gifts and Giving Holiday Mart
Former Service Merchandise (between Goody’s and Circuit City)
Benefits Easter Seals
9 a.m.-5 p.m.
5109 Hinkleville Rd.
eswky.easterseals.com
Check out this one-stop, ultimate shopping experience in Western Kentucky this seasons. More than 40 area vendors showcase unique gift ideas in a festive, holiday setting. $5. Proceeds go to the 51st Lions Club/NewsChannel 6 Telethon of Stars, which benefits Easter Seals West Kentucky. For more info, call Pam Truitt, 444.9687.

Saturday, December 1
Leadership Breakfast
Greater Lincoln Heights MB Church
13th and Bloomfield Ave.
9 a.m.-10:30 a.m.
Leadership: Keep the Promise is this year’s theme of the Leadership Breakfast. Speaker: Pastor Alfred Anderson Sr., Host Pastor. Everyone is welcome!

Saturday, December 1
“A Dickens of a Gift” Holiday Health Extravaganza
Western Baptist Hospital
Atrium, Doctors Office Building 2
9 a.m. to noon
westernbaptist.com
Enjoy caroling and gingerbread, and receive free screening for carotid artery (new this year), blood pressure, cholesterol, blood sugar and EKG rhythm strip testing. Refreshments, giveaways and door prizes included. Fasting for screenings is not necessary (yay!), and no advance registration is required. For more info, call the Baptist Health Line, 575.2918.

Saturday, December 1
Santa’s In The House
US Bank Building
333 Broadway
10 a.m.-4 p.m.
paducahmainstreet.com
Santa will be sitting there, waiting for you. Stop by, and don’t forget your list! Sponsored by Paducah Main Street.

Saturday, December 1
Sassafras Open House
2933 Lone Oak Rd.
10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where shabby chic meets a little Southern sass – home décor, cottage garden, gifts, coffees and teas. 20 percent off all Christmas items. 534.0642.

Saturday, December 1
Yeiser Art Center Christmas Bazaar
Yeiser Art Center
200 Broadway
10 a.m.-5 p.m.
theyeiser.org
The Yeiser offers a variety of great items from highly talented vendors. A perfect opportunity to get some unique Christmas gifts for everyone in the family. 442.2453.

Saturday, December 1
Cocoa & Cookies with Santa
Market House Studio Theatre
1-2 p.m.
mhplay.com
Santa stops by Paducah to gather up lists and share some cocoa and cookies. $25 for one adult and one child. Children receive a framed photograph of their visit with Santa and a goodie bag. Additional add-on adult tickets are $10 each, and $15 for children. All proceeds benefit MHT youth programming and outreach. Limited to 50 people. 444.6828.

Saturday, December 1
Bizarre Tree Bazaar
Robert Cherry Civic Center
Benefits Lifeline Ministries and Ladies Living Free
2701 Park Ave.
1-4 p.m. Auction
More than 150 hand-decorated Christmas trees will be auctioned off to benefit Paducah Lifeline Ministries and Ladies Living Free. You’ll see trees decorated in themes including Christmas in Ireland, Betty Boop, Razzle-Dazzle, Mermaids, Woodland Wonders, Jingle Bees, Harley Davidson, a Paducah Tree by Paul Cissell (see image) and more. LowerTown artists have decorated many of the trees, so there’s something perfect for everyone! Refreshments compliments of Artisan Kitchen.

Saturday, December 1
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
2:30 and 7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Saturday, December 1
Chili Supper and Silent Auction for Hillary Coltharp
Broadway United Methodist
Igert Hall
701 Broadway
3:30-7 p.m.
bumc-paducah.org
xanga.com/hillarycoltharp
Stop by Broadway United Methodist Church prior to the 5:30 p.m. Holiday parade and warm up with some chili and good friendships. The Chili Supper and Silent Auction will benefit the Hillary Coltharp Fund to help cover the care of Hillary Coltharp during her recovery from a terrible automobile accident in early September.
$7 adults; $5 children 10 and under. Also featuring Broadway’s first Chili Cook-Off! $10 entry fee with special surprise judges! Cook-Off entries must be brought to the church by 3:30 p.m., December 1. Download the
flier!

Saturday, December 1
The Wizard of Oz
Maiden Alley Cinema
4 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Grab your ruby slippers and we’re off to see the wizard when this all-time classic comes to Maiden Alley Cinema. The Lion, Tin Man, Scarecrow, Dorothy and Toto will all be waiting on the big screen! 441.7007.

Saturday, December 1
Global Awareness/AIDS Walk
Benefits Project AIDS Orphan
4-5 p.m.
projectaidsorphan.com
Join in this lovely walk through LowerTown to honor and remember those who’ve struggled with AIDS. Project AIDS Orphan Country Director David Okong’o will be on hand to recognize World AIDS Day and will speak several times throughout the day.

Saturday, December 1
Holiday Parade
13th and Broadway
5 p.m.
Come and enjoy the Holiday Parade of lights to bring in the holiday season. This year’s theme: Joy to the World. The parade starts at 13th and Broadway and ends at 2nd and Broadway. If you’d like to submit a float, please call the Parks Office, 444.8508.

Saturday, December 1
Assassination of Jesse James
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 and 9:45 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Watch as Brad Pitt plays the charismatic and unpredictable Jesse James and plans his next great robbery and wages war on his enemies as they try to collect the reward money, and the glory, riding on his capture. But the greatest threat to his life may ultimately come from those he trusts the most. 441.7007.

Saturday, December 1
Art for Life Masquerade Ball
Benefits Heartland CARES
The Carson Center
7 p.m.
Be sure to attend this lovely, festive event benefiting our extremely important Heartland CARES organization. Food, cash bar, art auction and live entertainment. $100 or $1,000 table for 10. For tickets, call Kelly Scruggs, 534.9294.

Saturday, December 1
Billy Biggles Fundraiser
Executive Inn Showroom
7 p.m.
myspace.com/biggyb6185
wzzl.com
Come out and support this charitable fundraiser for radio personality Billy Biggles. Just 22, Biggles has been diagnosed with cancer and is now going through chemo without any health insurance. Given, Teenage Rehab, The October and Wish You Weres are lined up to play, with DJs, silent auction, T-shirts and other great items. Listen to 106.7 WZZL Rocks and WREZ 105.5 The Cat for more details! $5 donations appreciated at the door. Purchase BIGGLE STRONG bracelets, $10, by calling Christie, 538.5251, x27, or stop by Withers Broadcasting, 1700 North 8th St. All proceeds go to the Billy Biggles Cancer Fund.

Saturday, December 1
Tooth & Nail
Actors’ Studio, Wilson Hall 310B
Murray State University
7:30-9:30 p.m.
A production of the Murray State University Theatre Department, and written in South Africa by the Junction Avenue Theatre Company,
Tooth & Nail deals with the fall of the apartheid regime through slice-of-life performance, dance and song, all presented by a racially integrated ensemble cast. Mature audiences only. Free with MSU ID, $10 otherwise at the door. 270.809.4421.

Saturday, December 1
Variety! Christmas Spectacular
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
Get into the holiday spirit with two full hours and decades of Christmas Classics, old and new. This Branson-style revue is sure to become a new must-see holiday tradition! 888.362.4233.
Sassafras Open House
2933 Lone Oak Rd.
10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where shabby chic meets a little Southern sass – home décor, cottage garden, gifts, coffees and teas. 20 percent off all Christmas items. 534.0642.

Sunday, December 2
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
2:30 and 7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Sunday, December 2
A Holiday Celebration
WKCTC Community Chorus
Clemens Fine Arts Center
3 p.m.
artsinfocus.orgRing in the season with the WKCTC Community Chorus and Friends. This concert features a blend of traditional choral music and popular seasonal music. The ArtsReach Paducah Singers, a chorus of children from the Neighborhood After School Program, will join the chorus for this holiday celebration. Free. 534.3212.

Sunday, December 2
It’s a Wonderful Life
Maiden Alley Cinema
4 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Everyone loves this classic story of George Bailey and Clarence. Grab someone you love – or at least someone you like a whole lot - and head to Maiden Alley for this wonderful holiday story. 441.7007.

Sunday, December 2
30th Annual Advent Walk
Start at Grace Episcopal Church
820 Broadway
4 p.m.
This lovely progressive church service begins at Grace Episcopal and continues to Washington Street Baptist, St. Francis Roman Catholic, First Presbyterian and ends at Broadway United Methodist. Broadway Methodist will host a reception following the service. Transportation available for those who may have difficulty walking.

Sunday, December 2
Initial Sermon of Joseph Benberry
Harrison Street Missionary Baptist Church
1127 Harrison St.
4 p.m.
Everyone is invited to hear the beautiful words of Joseph Benberry, minister in training. Come and share the love! Download the
PDF! 442.8946.

Sunday, December 2
Starfish Orphan Ministry
Pasta House
4 p.m.
starfishorphanministry.com Learn how you can get involved in this lovely organization dedicated to reaching out and helping orphans.

Sunday, December 2
L.I.F.E. Community Marriage Enrichment
523 North 12th St.
6-7 p.m.
Married couples are invited to these sessions, held the first Sunday of the month, to discuss issues that hinder marriages and how to overcome them. This also is a time for married couples to share ideas to enrich their marriages, such as financial help, romantic outings, etc. 575.3823. Free.

Sunday, December 2
Assassination of Jesse James
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Watch as Brad Pitt plays the charismatic and unpredictable Jesse James and plans his next great robbery and wages war on his enemies as they try to collect the reward money, and the glory, riding on his capture. But the greatest threat to his life may ultimately come from those he trusts the most. 441.7007.

Sunday, Decemer 2
A Holiday Celebration
Arts in Focus
WKCTC Clemens Fine Arts Center
7:30 p.m.
Ring in the season with the WKCTC Community Chorus and friends. 534.3213.

Sunday, December 2
Old Fashion Country Christmas
Kentucky Opry
88 Chilton Lane
Benton
8-10 p.m.
kentuckyopry.com
The sights and sounds of the holiday season come alive each year when the Kentucky Opry presents its annual show, An Old Fashion Country Christmas. The show features a wide assortment of holiday favorites. $13 adults, $12 seniors, $7 children. 270.527.3869.

Sunday, December 2
It’s A Wonderful Live: A Live Radio Play
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
3 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
This adaptation of the classic Frank Capra film is presented live on stage, as if it were an actual 1940s radio show. Actors dress in era costumes and read from scripts in front of period microphones, while an on-stage sound person provides all the sound effects! 888.362.4233.
Annie Tickets On Sale
February 19 and 20 Performances
Carson Center
thecarsoncenter.org
It will be a hard-knock life if you forget to buy tickets to
Annie. They go on sale today for the February 19 and 20 performances. Buy online or call 450.4444. Don’t wait until
Tomorrow!

Monday, December 3
Hospice Grief Support Group
HIPP Building
2855 Jackson St.
2-3:30 p.m.
Find friendship and support at these weekly meetings. 415.3636.

Monday, December 3
Youth Art for Life Exhibit winners
Etcetera Coffeehouse
320 North 6th St.
4 p.m.
myspace.com/etccoffee
View art from the top vote-getters in the “Art for Life – HIV/AIDS Awareness” show in honor of World AIDS Day. Sponsored by the student-led Heartland CARES Youth Action Group, the event is designed to increase HIV/AIDS awareness among area youth and raise funds to care for those infected and affected by HIV/AIDS in our community.

Monday, December 3
L.I.F.E. Community Ex-Offender Support Group
W.C. Young Center
505 South 8th St.
5:30-6:30 p.m.
This support group helps ex-offenders overcome obstacles and discuss issues they face each day, as well as successes and helpful information. The group also offers job possibilities for those seeking employment. 575.3823. Free.
Monday, December 3
Graduation Banquet
Lifeline Ministries and Ladies Living Free
Robert Cherry Civic Center
6:30 p.m.
Join in the celebration as individuals graduate from a six-month course in the Lifeline and Ladies Living Free programs. The men and women will talk about how the programs have changed their lives. A "Southern supper" will be served. $25 per person; $200 per table. RSVP by calling 443.4743.

Monday, December 3
Improv Class
Paducah Parks Dept., Classroom 1
1400 HC Mathis
7 p.m.
Come out for a night of fun and comedy, instructed by Eric Hobbs, performer at The Second City-Chicago and Improv Olympics. Learn the art of improvisation as seen on Comedy Central’s
Whose Line is it Anyway? Have an awesome time meeting new people, building relationships and strengthening communication skills. Free. For more info, email
info@twentythirtygroup.com.
L.I.F.E.-Saver Class
523 North 12th St.
11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.
These classes, held the first Tuesday of the month, address dealing with any life-controlling issues, with the help of God. 575.3823.

Tuesday, December 4
Dress for Success Campaign
American Justice School of Law
2000 McCracken Blvd.
Noon-7 p.m. Donations accepted
7:30 p.m. Candlelight Vigil
myspace.com/womenslawsociety
The American Justice School of Law Women’s Law Society encourages everyone to donate a piece of professional attire that a woman may wear to an interview – and then to join in the candlelight vigil for domestic violence victims in the AJSL courtyard. The clothing will go to women seeking to improve their lives. For more info, email Melissa Buss,
mbuss@ajsl.us.

Tuesday, December 4
Families for Effective Autism Treatment
Easter Seals West Kentucky Child Development Center
801 North 29th St.
6 p.m.
featofwesternky.org
Dr. Patricia Wright, national director of the Easter Seals Autism Services, is tonight’s speaker at the December meeting of the Families for Effective Autism Treatment (FEAT). Learn more about therapy, biomedical interventions, education, legislature and support. Autism is treatable. Download the
PDF!

Tuesday, December 4
Sibling Class
Lourdes Marshall Nemer Pavilion
Rosenthal Room
6 p.m.
Finally, a way to learn to get along with your crazy sister or wacky brother. 444.2640.

Tuesday, December 4
Adult, Infant and Child CPR
American Red Cross Paducah Area Chapter
232 North 8th St.
6-10 p.m.
Don’t put it off any longer – now’s a great time to learn CPR. You never know when you’ll need it. $30-$50. For more info, call Safety Director Tracy Jenkins, 442.3575.

Tuesday, December 4
Join the Paducah Civil Air Patrol
2113th KY National Guard Armory
1800 Clark St.
6-8:30 p.m.
kywgcap.org/ky011
A volunteer auxiliary of the US Air Force, the Civil Air Patrol is the only organization that takes youth on real search and rescue missions! The group meets each Tuesday night. Folks build model rockets, learn search and rescue tactics, compete in volleyball competition and more. Great for men, women and boys and girls 12 and older. Join now and be eligible to attend the basic summer camp in 2008. For more info, contact Major Wade Dillworth, 898.3802, or email him,
wbdillworth@calldialog.net.

Tuesday, December 4
69th Annual Kiwanis Charity Christmas Auction
Benefits St. Nicholas Family Free Clinic, Paducah Day Nursery and other children’s charities
Rolling Hills Country Club
700 Lakeview Dr.
6:30-9:30 p.m.
Don’t miss the Kiwanis Club’s 69th Annual Charity Christmas Auction! The silent auction starts at 6:30 p.m., with the live auction starting at 7:30 p.m. Complimentary hors d’oeuvres and a cash bar. Free, but please bid often and generously! Phyllis Hamm is usually the auctioneer, and Larry Stovesand and WPSD’s John William are spotters. Great entertainment, a wide variety of items and lots of great sporting event packages and vacation rentals. For more info, call Chuck Williamson, 441.0825.

Tuesday, December 4
Mitch McVicker with Special Guest Terry Mike Jeffrey
Four Rivers Church
4529 Clarks River Rd.
6:30 p.m. doors open; 7 p.m. concert
mitchmcvicker.com
The Love Will Rise Tour is stopping in Paducah with Mitch McVicker as the headliner and special guest Terry Mike Jeffrey. $5 at the door; free to kids 12 and under. 898.7487.

Tuesday, December 4
NAR-ANON Family Support Group
Lourdes Classroom 4
6:30 p.m.
Find friendship, support and information. 444.6718.

Tuesday, December 4
Lourdes Surgical Weight Loss Informational Seminars
Lourdes Marshall Nemer Pavilion
Borders Community Room
7 p.m.
Learn how to drop those extra pounds at this seminar! 415.3838.

Tuesday, December 4
Survivors of Suicide Support Group
United Church of Paducah
4600 Buckner Lane
7-9 p.m.
uccpaducah.org/whatshappening.html
This group, which meets the first Tuesdays of the month, is for anyone touched by the unique grief of someone’s suicide. The group offers a safe and confidential place to sort through questions and feelings related to this loss. People of all faiths, no faith and faltering faith are welcomed and given the assurance that our gatherings are doctrine- and dogma-free. 442.3722.
Lone Oak Woman’s Club Wrapping Booth
Benefits Lone Oak High School Seniors
Kentucky Oaks Mall, between the Aeropostale and Finish Line stores
Every day, from mall open to close
Have the women of Lone Oak wrap your holiday gifts! The fee varies by package, with the proceeds going toward scholarships for 2008 Lone Oak High School graduating seniors! For more info, call Jessica Newman, 556.7951. Through Christmas Eve.

Wednesday, December 5
HEARTS 4 BABIES
Concord United Community Methodist Church
Hinkleville Road
10 a.m.-2 p.m.
This non-denominational group meets the first Wednesday of each month to make layettes for the hospitals in the tri-state area for the less fortunate. You don't have to sew to help make the layettes. 554.1441.

Wednesday, December 5
Grief Support Group Meeting
Lourdes Hospice
225 West Water St., Suite 1
Mayfield
1-2:30 p.m.
Find friendship and support at this special gathering. 415.3636.

Wednesday, December 5
Mix @ 6
Di Fratelli
211 Broadway
6 p.m., but the fun doesn't start 'til 8ish.
twentythirtygroup.com
myspace.com/twentythirtygroup
The rockin’ Twenty Thirty Group gathers 6 p.m., each Wednesday, at Di Fratelli’s lounge. And check it out: $4 Three Olives Martinis, $2 off call drinks and $1 off well drinks, beer and wine. Another opportunity to meet new people, experience great food and drinks and count down to Friday. For more info, click the martini!

Wednesday, December 5
First Aid and Bloodborne Pathogens
American Red Cross Paducah Area Chapter
232 North 8th St.
6-9 p.m.
Check out this excellent class to learn how to prevent disease transmission. $30-$50. For more info, call Safety Director Tracy Jenkins, 442.3575.

Wednesday, December 5
Fire & Ice Star Seeker Singing Competition
3233 Clark’s River Rd.
7 p.m. Sign ups
9 p.m. Contest
myspace.com/partygraskaraoke
Each Wednesday night until the January 9 finals, competition is under way at Fire & Ice with all sorts of prizes available at the end. The Star Seeker Singing Competition is open to solo singing performers 21 and older. $5. Sign up begins at 7 p.m., with the contest starting at 9 p.m.
Power in Partnership Breakfast
Executive Inn, International Room A
7:30 a.m.
Kickstart your day by visiting with Chamber members, networking and hearing from exciting speakers. Today: Ronald Crouch, director, Kentucky State Data Center, gives a 2008 economic outlook. Read his bio
here! If you need statistics for your business or marketing plans, don’t miss this program! Sponsor: US Bank. $12. Reservations: 443.1746 or
info@paducahchamber.org.

Thursday, December 6
The Woman’s Club of Paducah
1406 Jefferson St.
1:30 p.m.
Today’s program: a Christmas music program presented by Cathy Beane, organist for Twelve Oaks Baptist Church. Call Jean Elkins, 554.8087, for more info.

Thursday, December 6
Medical Spa Seven Holiday Open House
Benefits Starfish Orphan Ministry
3651 James Sanders Blvd.
4-7 p.m.
medicalspa7.com
Dr. Bill Wheeler and his team of service providers invite everyone to Medical Spa Seven’s Holiday Open House. Register for fabulous door prizes and receive special savings on Botox, Radiesse, Restylane, Eminence Seasonal Facial or Body Wrap, Facial and Laser Package Specials, Tri-Fecta Laser Special, Microdermabrasion, Glycolic Peel, Massage, spa boutique gifts from the O List and more!
Door prizes, plus a percentage of all proceeds goes to the Starfish Orphan Ministry. Download the
PDF! 554.0090 or 866.282.0686

Thursday, December 6
Paducah Area Amputees in Action Christmas Dinner
Holman House Cafeteria
3333 South Irvin Cobb Dr.
6 p.m.
Paducah Area Amputees in Action provide support and encouragement to their peers and celebrate their new, but different, lives. This month, the group meets for dinner instead of their regular December meeting. They resume their regular schedule at Lourdes Hospital in February. For more info, call Terri Ross, 488.3020, or email her at tross@brtc.net

Thursday, December 6
One Great Night in Bethlehem
New Hope Cumberland Presbyterian Church
7680 New Hope Rd.
6-9 p.m.
newhopecpchurch.org
Experience life in Bethlehem during the Census. You’ll smell the bread, barter with the market keepers, watch the woodworkers, see period costumes and try to find space in the Inn or maybe with the live animals. See what life may have been like on that very special day when Christ was born. Everyone is invited. Free. 554.0473.

Thursday, December 6
Lars And The Real Girl
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Lars (Ryan Gosling) is an awkwardly shy young man in a small northern town who finally brings home the girl of his dreams to his brother and sister-in-law’s home. The only problem is that she’s not real – she’s a life-sized doll Lars ordered off the Internet. Lars wants to develop a deep, meaningful relationship with her. His sister-in-law is worried for him, his brother thinks he's nuts, but eventually the entire town goes along with his delusion in support of this sweet-natured boy that they've always loved. 441.7007.

Thursday, December 6
McCracken County Public Library
Library Meeting Room
7 p.m.
mclib.net
Paducah Water Works General Manager Glen Anderson talks about the history of – you guessed it – Paducah Water Works. Free.

Thursday, December 6
National Alliance on Mental Illness
St. Matthew Lutheran Church
Broadway and 27th
7-8:30 p.m.
Struggling with mental illness? You’re not alone. This non-profit group provides support, advocacy and education for anyone dealing with a brain disorder that causes mental illness. Consumers, friends and families are welcome. 443.3448.

Thursday, December 6
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Thursday, December 6
Tooth & Nail
Actors’ Studio, Wilson Hall 310B
Murray State University
7:30-9:30 p.m.
A production of the Murray State University Theatre Department, and written in South Africa by the Junction Avenue Theatre Company,
Tooth & Nail deals with the fall of the apartheid regime through slice-of-life performance, dance and song, all presented by a racially integrated ensemble cast. Mature audiences only. Free with MSU ID, $10 otherwise at the door. 270.809.4421.

Thursday, December 6
Tuna Christmas
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
The residents of Tuna, Texas, return for this hilarious sequel to the down-home comedy,
Greater Tuna. Celebrate Christmas Tuna-style while two actors play 20 parts with more than 40 costume changes! 888.362.4233.
Jenniffer Albritton Mosaic Dedication
Western Baptist Hospital Oncology Center
1 p.m.
The late Jenniffer Albritton, 31, always had a gift for seeing beauty all around her, but it wasn't until she was stricken with cancer that she discovered her talent for creating mosaic art. Five of her mosaics will be dedicated during this reception, with speakers including her husband Chris, Radiation Oncologist Peter Locken, M.D., Chaplain James Wright and Baptist President Larry Barton.

Friday, December 7
Rick’s Pharmacy Blood Drive
2700 H.C. Mathis Dr.
2:30-5 p.m.
The fine folks at Rick’s Pharmacy are holding a blood drive at their Cardinal Point location – a Red Cross buss will be on site. Please bring your Red Cross donor card for faster registration!

Friday, December 7
Whitehaven Open House
1845 Lone Oak Rd.
4-6 p.m.
Live music and a real Santa Claus! Stroll through Whitehaven Mansion and enjoy the decorations provided by area garden clubs, Whitehaven Association and the Whitehaven staff. Guides will be stationed in rooms to answer questions. 554.2077.

Friday, December 7
The Twenty Thirty Group: Fridays@5
Location: CC Cohen
103 South 2nd St.
5 p.m.
myspace.com/twentythirtygroup
Enjoy after-work networking, socializing and drinks! The Twenty Thirty Group offers a fun opportunity to meet new people in the area and reconnect with old friends. Call Chuck Tate, 443.9932, x262.

Friday, December 7
First Friday Beginners’ Meditation
Paducah Yoga Center
627 Broadway
5:30 p.m.
paducahyogacenter.com
Start your weekend right with a 15-minute meditation the first Friday of each month. Casual talk follows with the goal of meditation for relaxation and stress reduction. For more info, email Ron DeVillez, rdpitta@comcast.net.

Friday, December 7
Fabulous Fridays
LowerTown Galleries & Businesses
Jefferson-Park Ave., 3rd St.-9th St.
paducaharts.com
All LowerTown galleries and businesses will be open until 9 p.m. every Friday until Christmas. Plenty of opportunities for holiday shopping!

Friday, December 7
One Great Night in Bethlehem
New Hope Cumberland Presbyterian Church
7680 New Hope Rd.
6-9 p.m.
newhopecpchurch.org
Experience life in Bethlehem during the Census. You’ll smell the bread, barter with the market keepers, watch the woodworkers, see period costumes and try to find space in the Inn or maybe with the live animals. See what life may have been like on that very special day when Christ was born. Everyone is invited. Free. 554.0473.

Friday, December 7
Lars And The Real Girl
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 and 9:45 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Lars (Ryan Gosling) is an awkwardly shy young man in a small northern town who finally brings home the girl of his dreams to his brother and sister-in-law’s home. The only problem is that she’s not real – she’s a life-sized doll Lars ordered off the Internet. Lars wants to develop a deep, meaningful relationship with her. His sister-in-law is worried for him, his brother thinks he's nuts, but eventually the entire town goes along with his delusion in support of this sweet-natured boy that they've always loved. 441.7007.

Friday, December 7
Paducah Writers Group
Etcetera Coffeehouse
320 North 6th St.
7:30 p.m.
myspace.com/pwg07
myspace.com/etccoffee
Hear some of the area’s most talented poets and storytellers, along with a great audience. Come on down and drop some science on the mic – or just kick back and listen with a fine cup of joe. MySpacers: Check out the new Paducah Writers Group page at
myspace.com/pwg07!

Friday, December 7
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Friday, December 7
Tooth & Nail
Actors’ Studio, Wilson Hall 310B
Murray State University
7:30-9:30 p.m.
A production of the Murray State University Theatre Department, and written in South Africa by the Junction Avenue Theatre Company,
Tooth & Nail deals with the fall of the apartheid regime through slice-of-life performance, dance and song, all presented by a racially integrated ensemble cast. Mature audiences only. Free with MSU ID, $10 otherwise at the door. 270.809.4421.

Friday, December 7
Old Fashion Country Christmas
Kentucky Opry
88 Chilton Lane
Benton
8-10 p.m.
kentuckyopry.com
The sights and sounds of the holiday season come alive each year when the Kentucky Opry presents its annual show, An Old Fashion Country Christmas. The show features a wide assortment of holiday favorites. $13 adults, $12 seniors, $7 children. 270.527.3869.

Friday, December 7
Variety! Christmas Spectacular
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
Get into the holiday spirit with two full hours and decades of Christmas Classics, old and new. This Branson-style revue is sure to become a new must-see holiday tradition! 888.362.4233.
Way of Christ Bible Fellowship’s Annual Women’s Gathering
Greater Lincoln Heights Baptist Church
1324 Bloomfield Ave.
9 a.m.
Due to overwhelming support last year, this year’s event is held at Greater Lincoln Heights Baptist Church. The theme: “From Our Hearts to Yours.” Breakfast served by the men of Way of Christ, with the program following in the church sanctuary. Keynote speaker: Dr. Coreen Jackson, professor of mass communications at Tennessee State University and member of Temple Church in Nashville. She is the author of “Cry for True Worship.” Minister Gloria J. Owens and the women of Ninth Street Tabernacle Ministries will provide music. Please RSVP by December 3 by calling 575.0039 or emailing
smoore@paducahsun.com or
pastor1@vci.net.

Saturday, December 8
Kids in the Kitchen: Holiday Gingerbread Houses
WKCTC Bistro, Anderson Technology Building
10 a.m.-noon
westkentucky.kctcs.edu/alacarte
Parents and children, 5 and older, team up to make decorated gingerbread-inspired houses, with some help from Karla Lawrence and David Jones, Artisan Kitchen. $15 includes one child and one parent; $10 additional child.

Saturday, December 8
Santa’s In The House
US Bank Building
333 Broadway
10 a.m.-4 p.m.
paducahmainstreet.com
Santa will be sitting there, waiting for you. Stop by, and don’t forget your list! Sponsored by Paducah Main Street.

Saturday, December 8
Christmas Quilt Block Cookies
Museum of the American Quilter's Society
215 Jefferson
10 a.m.-2 p.m.
quiltmuseum.org
Celebrate the season by making Christmas Quilt Block cookies. All ages are invited to stop by the museum to decorate Christmas cookies into tasty quilt blocks! A variety of colored icings and sprinkles are available to decorate pre-baked sugar cookies. Part of Family Fun Programming, this activity is free and all supplies are provided. Just $5 admission for Second Saturday; children 12 and under free.

Saturday, December 8
Green Turtle Bay Holiday Gift Showcase
Green Turtle Bay Resort
Grand Rivers, Ky.
10 a.m.-4 p.m.
greenturtlebay.com
You’ll find free admission to one-stop holiday shopping at Green Turtle Bay’s conference center. Items from vendors such as Kenfunky Tees, The Candle Station, Mary Kay, The Perfect Day Florist, Wagner Wine & Spirits, Arbonne International, Homemade Gourmet, Pearls of Grace, Steve Estes Art Gallery, Tupperware, Pampered Chef,
You Name it Printing and
Ginkgo Garden. Register to win a two-night stay at the resort, visit with Santa when he pops in for a visit and let the kids shop in the kids only secret shopping room where all gifts for mom and dad are just $3! View the
PDF!

Saturday, December 8
A Child’s Christmas
Benefits the Paducah Symphony Children’s Chorus and Orchestra
Carson Center
11 a.m.-noon
paducahsymphony.com
The Paducah Symphony Orchestra and the Paducah Symphony Children’s Chorus bring
Twas the Night Before Christmas to life on stage. A perfect holiday memory for families with children – complete with a visit by you-know-who! $20 adults; $10 children. Sponsored by Paducah Bank. 444.0065.

Saturday, December 8
The Country Bucket Grand Opening
9163 US Highway
Possum Trot
11 a.m.-6 p.m.
To celebrate its grand opening, The Country Bucket will have drawings each hour, with Santa visiting 2-4 p.m. Find a variety of Christmas gift baskets, country woodcrafts, snowmen, personalized Christmas ornaments, Southern Bell Candles, quilted rag purses and more. 898-8248.

Saturday, December 8
Project Hope No Kill Animal Shelter Open House
1698 West 10th St.
Metropolis
Noon-5 p.m.
projecthopeanimalshelter.com Walk through and look at all the animals that need a home – and check out the pretty Christmas wreath raffle. All raffle proceeds go to Project Hope. Free. 618.524.8939.

Saturday, December 8
LowerTown Second Saturday
Jefferson-Park Ave., 3rd St.-9th St.
1-9 p.m.
paducaharts.com
On the second Saturday of each month, studios and galleries in the LowerTown Arts District host extended hours and feature new exhibits and special events. Stop by and see the latest artist creations!
This Saturday is extra special, with carriage rides, carolers and a Santa!

Saturday, December 8
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
2:30 and 7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Saturday, December 8
Whitehaven Open House
1845 Lone Oak Rd.
4-6 p.m.
Live music and a real Santa Claus! Stroll through Whitehaven Mansion and enjoy the decorations provided by area garden clubs, Whitehaven Association and the Whitehaven staff. Guides will be stationed in rooms to answer questions. 554.2077.

Saturday, December 8
Punk Noir Opening Reception
Studio Miska
627 Madison St.
6-9 p.m.
An exploration of the imagery, style and people of punk rock, heavy metal and other subcultures through woodcuts by LowerTown Artist Erich Neitzke. 442.5266.

Saturday, December 8
One Great Night in Bethlehem
New Hope Cumberland Presbyterian Church
7680 New Hope Rd.
6-9 p.m.
newhopecpchurch.org
Experience life in Bethlehem during the Census. You’ll smell the bread, barter with the market keepers, watch the woodworkers, see period costumes and try to find space in the Inn or maybe with the live animals. See what life may have been like on that very special day when Christ was born. Everyone is invited. Free. 554.0473.

Saturday, December 8
Lars And The Real Girl
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 and 9:45 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Lars (Ryan Gosling) is an awkwardly shy young man in a small northern town who finally brings home the girl of his dreams to his brother and sister-in-law’s home. The only problem is that she’s not real – she’s a life-sized doll Lars ordered off the Internet. Lars wants to develop a deep, meaningful relationship with her. His sister-in-law is worried for him, his brother thinks he's nuts, but eventually the entire town goes along with his delusion in support of this sweet-natured boy that they've always loved. 441.7007.

Saturday, December 8
Remedy Drive and Special D
Salt and Light Community Church
155 Pugh Rd., Reidland
7 p.m.
remedydrive.com
speciald.net
Two rockin’ bands perform tonight – Remedy Drive is from Nebraska while those Special D hotties are a local favorite. $5 at the door. 898.6256. Keep a look out for Special D’s new album –
Over and Over – in January. Produced by Ainslie Grosser (MuteMath, Tree63).

Saturday, December 8
Night Moves Dance Club Open Dance
American Legion Dining Hall
425 Legion Dr.
7-11 p.m.
nightmovesdanceclub.aboutpaducah.com
The Night Moves Dance Club invites you to bring your dancing shoes to the American Legion each second and fourth Saturday of the month! $3 at the door. For more info, call Jim Loe, 442.3186.

Saturday, December 8
Paducah POPS Series: Holiday Pops
The Carson Center
7:30 p.m.
paducahsymphony.com
Sing along to your favorite holiday tunes with nationally celebrated vocalist Abby Burke, the Paducah Symphony Chorus and the Paducah POPS. A mixture of symphonic sugar and spice will be sure to have you humming and in the holiday spirit. Tickets range from $24 to $45. Sponsored by Western Baptist Hospital. 444.0065.

Saturday, December 8
Tooth & Nail
Actors’ Studio, Wilson Hall 310B
Murray State University
7:30-9:30 p.m.
A production of the Murray State University Theatre Department, and written in South Africa by the Junction Avenue Theatre Company,
Tooth & Nail deals with the fall of the apartheid regime through slice-of-life performance, dance and song, all presented by a racially integrated ensemble cast. Mature audiences only. Free with MSU ID, $10 otherwise at the door. 270.809.4421.

Saturday, December 8
Old Fashion Country Christmas
Kentucky Opry
88 Chilton Lane
Benton
8-10 p.m.
kentuckyopry.com
The sights and sounds of the holiday season come alive each year when the Kentucky Opry presents its annual show, An Old Fashion Country Christmas. The show features a wide assortment of holiday favorites. $13 adults, $12 seniors, $7 children. 270.527.3869.

Saturday, December 8
Variety! Christmas Spectacular
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
Get into the holiday spirit with two full hours and decades of Christmas Classics, old and new. This Branson-style revue is sure to become a new must-see holiday tradition! 888.362.4233.
Rev. Elder Diane Fisher Visits Paducah
Metropolitan Community Church of Paducah
728 Tennessee St.
11 a.m.
mccpaducah.org/index_files/Page311.htm
MCC Rev. Elder Diane Fisher is coming to town to visit the Metropolitan Community Church of Paducah. Everyone is welcome to hear her lovely sermon. For more info, call 443.3339 or email

Sunday, December 9
Green Turtle Bay Holiday Gift Showcase
Green Turtle Bay Resort
Grand Rivers, Ky.
1-4 p.m.
greenturtlebay.com
You’ll find free admission to one-stop holiday shopping at Green Turtle Bay’s conference center. Items from vendors such as Kenfunky Tees, The Candle Station, Mary Kay, The Perfect Day Florist, Wagner Wine & Spirits, Arbonne International, Homemade Gourmet, Pearls of Grace, Steve Estes Art Gallery, Tupperware, Pampered Chef,
You Name it Printing and
Ginkgo Garden. Register to win a two-night stay at the resort, visit with Santa when he pops in for a visit and let the kids shop in the kids only secret shopping room where all gifts for mom and dad are just $3! View the
PDF!

Sunday, December 9
Annual Christmas Program
Washington Street Baptist Missionary Church
2-3:30 p.m.
washingtonstreetbaptist.org
Everyone is welcome and diversity is embraced at this lively annual Christmas Program, featuring representatives 12 churches. Refreshment and door prizes! 442.8033.

Sunday, December 9
Designer Home Tour
Benefits Market House Theatre
2-5 p.m.
mhtplay.com
Three beautiful homes will be decked for the holidays by three well-known designers. John and Kristen Williams’ home will be decorated by Ron Lucas; Mike and Flora Smith’s home will be decorated by Laura Kauffman and Kijsa and Brad Housman’s home will be decorated by Kijsa, with Christmas decorations by Kari & Kijsa. $15, purchased from Market House board members or through the box office. Benefits the theatre’s education and outreach programming. 444.6828.

Sunday, December 9
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
2:30 and 7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Sunday, December 9
One Great Night in Bethlehem
New Hope Cumberland Presbyterian Church
7680 New Hope Rd.
4-7 p.m.
newhopecpchurch.org
Experience life in Bethlehem during the Census. You’ll smell the bread, barter with the market keepers, watch the woodworkers, see period costumes and try to find space in the Inn or maybe with the live animals. See what life may have been like on that very special day when Christ was born. Everyone is invited. Free. 554.0473.

Sunday, December 9
LowerTown Holiday Potluck
Madison Hall
919 Madison St.
5 p.m.
LowerTown neighbors and friends are invited to a Year-End Meeting/Holiday Pot Luck. The group will review 2007 successes, kick off plans for 2008 and elect officers. Be sure to stop by!

Sunday, December 9
Lars And The Real Girl
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
Lars (Ryan Gosling) is an awkwardly shy young man in a small northern town who finally brings home the girl of his dreams to his brother and sister-in-law’s home. The only problem is that she’s not real – she’s a life-sized doll Lars ordered off the Internet. Lars wants to develop a deep, meaningful relationship with her. His sister-in-law is worried for him, his brother thinks he's nuts, but eventually the entire town goes along with his delusion in support of this sweet-natured boy that they've always loved. 441.7007.

Sunday, December 9
CATS
Carson Center
7 p.m.
thecarsoncenter.org
Yep, CATS is back! This lively show opened the center’s 2006-06 Broadway Series in two sold-out performances. Here’s your chance to see it – or see it again! Tickets are $54, $40 and $30 plus applicable fees. If you are a Broadway Series subscriber, please tell the Box Office to obtain your discount. 450.4444.

Sunday, December 9
It’s A Wonderful Live: A Live Radio Play
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
3 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
This adaptation of the classic Frank Capra film is presented live on stage, as if it were an actual 1940s radio show. Actors dress in era costumes and read from scripts in front of period microphones, while an on-stage sound person provides all the sound effects! 888.362.4233.
Hospice Grief Support Group
HIPP Building
2855 Jackson St.
2-3:30 p.m.
Find friendship and support at these weekly meetings. 415.3636.

Monday, December 10
Improv Class
Paducah Parks Dept., Classroom 1
1400 HC Mathis
7 p.m.
Come out for a night of fun and comedy, instructed by Eric Hobbs, performer at The Second City-Chicago and Improv Olympics. Learn the art of improvisation as seen on Comedy Central’s
Whose Line is it Anyway? Have an awesome time meeting new people, building relationships and strengthening communication skills. Free. For more info, email
info@twentythirtygroup.com.

Monday, December 10
Crowns: Portraits of Black Women in Church Hats Auditions
Market House Theatre
132 Market House Square
7 p.m.
mhtplay.com
Written by Regina Taylor,
Crowns tells the story of Yolanda, a hip-hop city kid from Brooklyn. When her brother is murdered, she is sent to stay with her aunt in the deep South. Immersed in African-American heritage, vibrant gospel music and beautiful, extravagant church hats, Yolanda learns the power of hope, faith and love. 444.6828.
Holiday Gift Giving Made Easy
Silver Chics
202 Lone Oak Rd.
11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Take advantage of these extended hours at Silver Chics. You’ll find great holiday items from Silver Chics, Ash-lyn Bows,
You Name It Printing and Homemade Gourmet!

Tuesday, December 11
Paducah/River City Business and Professional Women
Whaler’s Catch
123 North 2nd St.
Noon
This great group of professional women meets to network, hear from community and business leaders and participate in community service projects. For more info,send an email to
dfollowell@bbandt.com.

Tuesday, December 11
Zonta Club of Paducah Holiday Party
320 Braddie Cove
5:30 p.m.
It’s always a fun night when this group of women executives and professionals gathers to work together to advance the status of women worldwide through service and advocacy. Don’t miss this annual party at Dr. Pamela Hodges’ home! 575.3444.

Tuesday, December 11
Join the Paducah Civil Air Patrol
2113th KY National Guard Armory
1800 Clark St.
6-8:30 p.m.
kywgcap.org/ky011
A volunteer auxiliary of the US Air Force, the Civil Air Patrol is the only organization that takes youth on real search and rescue missions! The group meets each Tuesday night. Folks build model rockets, learn search and rescue tactics, compete in volleyball competition and more. Great for men, women and boys and girls 12 and older. Join now and be eligible to attend the basic summer camp in 2008. For more info, contact Major Wade Dillworth, 898.3802 or email him,
wbdillworth@calldialog.net.

Tuesday, December 11
NAR-ANON Family Support Group
Lourdes Classroom 4
6:30 p.m.
Find friendship, support and information. 444.6718.

Tuesday, December 11
Crowns: Portraits of Black Women in Church Hats Auditions
Market House Theatre
132 Market House Square
7 p.m.
mhtplay.com
Written by Regina Taylor,
Crowns tells the story of Yolanda, a hip-hop city kid from Brooklyn. When her brother is murdered, she is sent to stay with her aunt in the deep South. Immersed in African-American heritage, vibrant gospel music and beautiful, extravagant church hats, Yolanda learns the power of hope, faith and love. 444.6828.
Lone Oak Woman’s Club Wrapping Booth
Benefits Lone Oak High School Seniors
Kentucky Oaks Mall, between the Aeropostale and Finish Line stores
Every day, from mall open to close
Have the women of Lone Oak wrap your holiday gifts! The fee varies by package, with the proceeds going toward community projects. For more info, call Jessica Newman, 556.7951. Through Christmas Eve.

Wednesday, December 12
Paducah Main Street Wrapping Service
Paducah Main Street Office
321 Broadway
10 a.m.-6 p.m., Monday-Saturday
paducahmainstreet.com
Purchase gifts in Downtown or LowerTown for $15 or more, and the fine folks at Paducah Main Street will wrap them for free. Items less than $15 or not purchased in Downtown or LowerTown will be wrapped for a nominal fee. Bring your receipts!

Wednesday, December 12
Holiday Gift Giving Made Easy
Silver Chics
202 Lone Oak Rd.
11 a.m.-4 p.m.
You’ll find great holiday items from Silver Chics, Ash-lyn Bows,
You Name It Printing and Homemade Gourmet!

Wednesday, December 12
Women’s Network, Advocates for Democratic Principles
No meeting today. This group meets again on Wednesday, January 9, Etcetera Coffeehouse, 420 North 6th St., 5:30 p.m. Call Merryman Kemp, 442.7636, for more info.

Wednesday, December 12
Mix @ 6
Di Fratelli
211 Broadway
6 p.m.
twentythirtygroup.com
myspace.com/twentythirtygroup
The rockin’ Twenty Thirty Group gathers 6 p.m., each Wednesday, at Di Fratelli’s lounge. And check it out: $4 Three Olives Martinis, $2 off call drinks and $1 off well drinks, beer and wine. Another opportunity to meet new people, experience great food and drinks and count down to Friday. For more info, click the martini!

Wednesday, December 12
Fire & Ice Star Seeker Singing Competition
3233 Clark’s River Rd.
7 p.m. Sign ups
9 p.m. Contest
myspace.com/partygraskaraoke
Each Wednesday night until the January 9 finals, competition is under way at Fire & Ice with all sorts of prizes available at the end. The Star Seeker Singing Competition is open to solo singing performers 21 and older. $5. Sign up begins at 7 p.m., with the contest starting at 9 p.m.
Woman’s Club of Paducah Red Hat
J’s Bistro & Café
11:30 a.m.
Grab your red hat and get ready for a good time!

Thursday, December 13
Breastfeeding Class
Lourdes Classroom 4
6 p.m.
Learn tips and benefits, and talk with other moms! 444.2640.

Thursday, December 13
Hopeful Hearts
Lourdes Marshall Nemer Pavilion
Rosenthal Room
6:30 p.m.
Dr. Lisa Chaney Lasher leads this wonderful support group for women with cancer.

Thursday, December 13
National Alliance on Mental Illness
St. Matthew Lutheran Church
Broadway and 27th
7-8:30 p.m.
Struggling with mental illness? You're not alone. This non-profit group provides support, advocacy and education for anyone dealing with a brain disorder that causes mental illness. Consumers, friends and families are welcome. 443.3448.

Thursday, December 13
Death at a Funeral
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
A dignified send-off for a loved one erupts into uproarious chaos when romance, jealousy, in-laws, hallucinogens, dark secrets, lifelong yearnings and blackmail all collide grave-side in this irreverent British comedy. 441.7007.

Thursday, December 13
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Thursday, December 13
Tuna Christmas
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
The residents of Tuna, Texas, return for this hilarious sequel to the down-home comedy,
Greater Tuna. Celebrate Christmas Tuna-style while two actors play 20 parts with more than 40 costume changes! 888.362.4233.

Thursday, December 13
Do You Need a Success Story?
8-9 p.m.
thevablueprint.com
Three successful virtual assistants are interviewed in this free teleseminar, offering their tips, secrets and insights! Learn about The VA Blueprint, the January Kick Start classes and how your success is just around the corner. To register, send a blank email to:
acct1-287808@autocontactor.com.
Fabulous Fridays
LowerTown Galleries & Businesses
Jefferson-Park Ave., 3rd St.-9th St.
All LowerTown galleries and businesses will be open until 9 p.m. every Friday until Christmas. Plenty of opportunities for holiday shopping!

Friday, December 14
Aspire Arts Trunk Show
Aspire Arts
611 North 6th St.
Noon-9 p.m.
Come and enjoy fantastic one-of-a-kind wearables, including clothing, scarves and hats by Kristina Gaweda and jewelry by Sandra Matastick.

Friday, December 14
Grief Support Group for Widows and Widowers
Lourdes Marshall Nemer Pavilion
Board Room
6 p.m.
Find friendship and shared experiences in this safe and supportive environment. 898.8796.

Friday, December 14
Holiday Dinner Experience
Ken Bar Lodge
7711 Highway 641 North
Gilbertsville
6:30 p.m.
twilightcabaretproductions.org
Twilight Cabaret Theatre Productions presents dinner and holiday presentations with Santa and Mrs. Claus, elves and carolers. Delightful old and new carols and old and new vignettes about Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Dinner begins at 6:30 p.m., with Old English Plum Pudding served at intermission. Reserve your tickets by calling 270.436.2399.

Friday, December 14
Death at a Funeral
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 and 9:30 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
A dignified send-off for a loved one erupts into uproarious chaos when romance, jealousy, in-laws, hallucinogens, dark secrets, lifelong yearnings and blackmail all collide grave-side in this irreverent British comedy. 441.7007.

Friday, December 14
Melt-Down Town Derby Dames Recruitment Party
Etcetera Coffeehouse
320 North 6th St.
7 p.m.
myspace.com/pcrg
myspace.com/etccoffee
Learn more about these
pretty fast girls and how you can become one of them! They’ll be drawing the name of the winner of the quilt, and a percentage of drinks sold will go toward the team. Plus more surprises!

Friday, December 14
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Friday, December 14
Wynonna Judd: A Classic Christmas
The Carson Center
7:30 p.m.
thecarsoncenter.org
Wynonna brings us her first-ever "A Classic Christmas," with Paducah as one of 16 stops on her tour. She delivers soulful renditions of classics such as
White Christmas and
Winter Wonderland, along with her beautiful take on Ave-Maria. 450.4444.

Friday, December 14
Old Fashion Country Christmas
Kentucky Opry
88 Chilton Lane
Benton
8-10 p.m.
kentuckyopry.com
The sights and sounds of the holiday season come alive each year when the Kentucky Opry presents its annual show, An Old Fashion Country Christmas. The show features a wide assortment of holiday favorites. $13 adults, $12 seniors, $7 children. 270.527.3869.

Friday, December 14
Variety! Christmas Spectacular
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
Get into the holiday spirit with two full hours and decades of Christmas Classics, old and new. This Branson-style revue is sure to become a new must-see holiday tradition! 888.362.4233.
Pancake Breakfast with Santa
Benefits WKCTC Relay for Life Team
Applebee’s
3990 Hinkleville Rd.
8-10 a.m.
Enjoy pancakes, sausage or bacon, beverages and Santa! As you eat breakfast, Santa will visit your table. For adults and children – everyone come support the WKCTC Relay for Life team! All proceeds will go to the American Cancer Society during the Relay for Life event. $5; no charge for children under 3. For more info, call Mellisa Duncan, 534.3097.

Saturday, December 15
Recycle Now Collection Event
9 a.m.-3 p.m.
Park Avenue Kroger Parking Lot
recyclenowpaducah.com
Glass, tin, plastic, aluminum, paper – bring it on and recycle it! Volunteers are needed to help! Email
gps.recyclenow@jpf.org to schedule your spot. Read our Recycle Now
feature!

Saturday, December 15
CPR/AED for the Professional Rescuer Course
American Red Cross Paducah Area Chapter
232 North 8th St.
9 a.m.-4 p.m.
Whether you’re an old pro or brand new to rescuing people, don’t miss this very important class. $68. For more info, call Safety Director Tracy Jenkins, 442.3575.

Saturday, December 15
Santa’s In The House
US Bank Building
333 Broadway
10 a.m.-4 p.m.
paducahmainstreet.com
Santa will be sitting there, waiting for you. Stop by, and don’t forget your list! Sponsored by Paducah Main Street.

Saturday, December 15
Aspire Arts Trunk Show
Aspire Arts
611 North 6th St.
Noon-9 p.m.
Come and enjoy fantastic one-of-a-kind wearables, including clothing, scarves and hats by Kristina Gaweda and jewelry by Sandra Matastick.

Saturday, December 15
Journey into Health and Wellness
The Yoga Room
3137 Broadway
2-4 p.m.
theyogaroomky.com
Indulge your senses and free your spirit with yoga and essential oils. Try Chi Qong to master your breath and reduce stress. Learn what Pilates is all about. Experience natural products for body and home. Free classes, drawings/gift certificates and more. 559.1409. Free!

Saturday, December 15
Christmas Concert
Metropolitan Community Church of Paducah
728 Tennessee St.
6-8 p.m.
mccpaducah.org/index_files/Page311.htm
Metropolitan Community Church of Paducah hosts a Christmas Concert featuring the church house band, WhoSoEver. Come hear your favorite Christmas carols, followed by karaoke for all! For more info, call 443.3339 or email lesliestrat@comcast.net. Free.

Saturday, December 15
Holiday Dinner Experience
Ken Bar Lodge
7711 Highway 641 North
Gilbertsville
6:30 p.m.
twilightcabaretproductions.org
Twilight Cabaret Theatre Productions presents dinner and holiday presentations with Santa and Mrs. Claus, elves and carolers. Delightful old and new carols and old and new vignettes about Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. Dinner begins at 6:30 p.m., with Old English Plum Pudding served at intermission. Reserve your tickets by calling 270.436.2399.

Saturday, December 15
Magic at Max’s Brick Oven Café
112 Market House Square
7-9 p.m.
toddduff.com
An intimate magical experience that will blow your mind and satisfy your appetite. Close up magic by Todd Duff – right at your table – using playing cards, coins and other items. 575.3473.

Saturday, December 15
Death at a Funeral
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 and 9:30 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
A dignified send-off for a loved one erupts into uproarious chaos when romance, jealousy, in-laws, hallucinogens, dark secrets, lifelong yearnings and blackmail all collide grave-side in this irreverent British comedy. 441.7007.

Saturday, December 15
Northwestern University’s Purple Haze
Arts in Focus
WKCTC Clemens Fine Arts Center
7:30 p.m.
Purple Haze, Northwestern University’s co-ed a cappella group, combines the highest musical standards with the joy of singing. The group travels extensively in the U.S. and Europe. Paducah Tilghman High School a cappella groups, Prime Rib and Concordia, open the concert. 534.3213.

Saturday, December 15
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
2:30 and 7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Saturday, December 15
Jamie Pigg, Al Bundys, Sam Hook and Rob Teer
Etcetera Coffeehouse
320 North 6th St.
7 p.m.
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myspace.com/albundys
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Here some great music at Etcetera tonight! Free. 443.7760.

Saturday, December 15
Old Fashion Country Christmas
Kentucky Opry
88 Chilton Lane
Benton
8-10 p.m.
kentuckyopry.com
The sights and sounds of the holiday season come alive each year when the Kentucky Opry presents its annual show, An Old Fashion Country Christmas. The show features a wide assortment of holiday favorites. $13 adults, $12 seniors, $7 children. 270.527.3869.

Saturday, December 15
Variety! Christmas Spectacular
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
8 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
Get into the holiday spirit with two full hours and decades of Christmas Classics, old and new. This Branson-style revue is sure to become a new must-see holiday tradition! 888.362.4233.
Sanders Family Christmas
Market House Theatre
2:30 and 7:30 p.m.
mhtplay.com
In this sequel to
Smoke on the Mountain, the Sanders family gathers on Christmas Eve, 1941. Reverend Oglethorpe invites them to the Baptist Church to sing and witness before the boys, including one of the Sanders’ own, are shipped off to World War II. More than two dozen Christmas carols and hilarious yuletide stories from the more or less devout Sanders family keep the audience laughing, clapping and singing along with bluegrass Christmas favorites. 444.6828.

Sunday, December 16
It’s A Wonderful Live: A Live Radio Play
Badgett Playhouse
Grand Rivers
3 p.m.
grandriversvariety.com
This adaptation of the classic Frank Capra film is presented live on stage, as if it were an actual 1940s radio show. Actors dress in era costumes and read from scripts in front of period microphones, while an on-stage sound person provides all the sound effects! 888.362.4233.

Sunday, December 16
Death at a Funeral
Maiden Alley Cinema
7 p.m.
maidenalleycinema.com
A dignified send-off for a loved one erupts into uproarious chaos when romance, jealousy, in-laws, hallucinogens, dark secrets, lifelong yearnings and blackmail all collide grave-side in this irreverent British comedy. 441.7007.
Hospice Grief Support Group
HIPP Building
2855 Jackson St.
2-3:30 p.m.
Find friendship and support at these weekly meetings. 415.3636.
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Monday, December 17
Chamber Campaign Mix & Mingle
Sponsor: Courtyard by Marriott
4-6 p.m.
Don’t miss this great afternoon to mix & mingle with Chamber members. Free.

Monday, November 17
Boot Camp for Dads
Lourdes Marshall Nemer Pavilion
Rosenthal Room
5:30 p.m.
Ten-Hut! Change that diaper, soldier! Drop and gimme 20! Well, at least one or two. This excellent workshop helps dads get with the program. 444.2640.

Monday, December 17
Adult, Infant and Child CPR
American Red Cross Paducah Area Chapter
232 North 8th St.
6-10 p.m.
Don’t put it off any longer – now’s a great time to learn CPR. You never know when you’ll need it. $30-$50. For more info, call Safety Director Tracy Jenkins, 442.3575.

Monday, December 17
Improv Class
Paducah Parks Dept., Classroom 1
1400 HC Mathis
7 p.m.
Come out for a night of fun and comedy, instructed by Eric Hobbs, performer at The Second City-Chicago and Improv Olympics. Learn the art of improvisation as seen on Comedy Central’s
Whose Line is it Anyway? Have an awesome time meeting new people, building relationships and strengthening communication skills. Free. For more info, email
info@twentythirtygroup.com.
HB&P Presents: Project H.Y.D.R.A.
80 American cities
10 a.m.
hooperbandp.com
Local music promoter Hooper has been hinting around about Project H.Y.D.R.A. for weeks! The big event unfolds today.

Tuesday, December 18
Interracial Women’s Group Holiday Lunch
Hosted by Gwen Kaiser
500 Fountain Ave.
Noon
Join this group of amazing women who endeavor to rise above racial, cultural and religious intolerance and celebrate the true value of diversity. RSVP to Kaiser, 443.8704.

Tuesday, December 18
Fountain Avenue Groundbreaking and Kickoff
412 Fountain Ave., across from Lang Park
1 p.m.
fountainave.com
Join Mayor Paxton, the City Commissioners and developers as they break ground for the Fountain Avenue Neighborhood Revitalization Project. The event happens at 412 Fountain Ave., one of three sites slotted for the construction of three new homes. The city is offering several incentives to attract homebuyers and builders.

Tuesday, December 18
First Aid and Bloodborne Pathogens
American Red Cross Paducah Area Chapter
232 North 8th St.
6-9 p.m.
Check out this excellent class to learn how to prevent disease transmission. $30-$50. For more info, call Safety Director Tracy Jenkins, 442.3575.

Tuesday, December 18
NAR-ANON Family Support Group
Lourdes Classroom 4
6:30 p.m.
Find friendship, support and information. 444.6718.

Tuesday, December 18
D.O.C. Talks, Featuring Matt Ryan
McCracken County Public Library
555 Washington St.
7 p.m.
twentythirtygroup.com
The Twenty Thirty Group unveils a hot new gathering to discuss today’s hot topics! Join the group the third Tuesday of the month for D.O.C. Talks, short for Discussion on Current events. Tonight's moderator: Matt Ryan, news reporter for the local Bristol radio stations. For more info, email Jessica Byassee,
jessbyee@msn.com. Free.

Tuesday, December 18
The Lettermen Christmas Concert
Benefits the Murray Civic Music Association
Lovett Auditorium
Murray State University Campus
7 p.m.
A special treat of Christmas music and favorite songs of Lettermen fans. $20 adults; $10 children. Buy tix at the door, call 877.894.4474 or buy online at
ticketmaster.com.
Alzheimer’s Caregiver Support Group Harborside Healthcare of Paducah
4747 Alben Barkley Dr.
1-2 p.m.
Family members dealing with a loved one with Alzheimer’s disease gather to discuss and listen to one another. Daycare services available while the caregiver is in the meeting. Refreshments provided. For more info, call Monica Ingram, 534.0620.
Grief Support Group Meeting
Lourdes Hospice
225 West Water St., Suite 1
Mayfield
1-2:30 p.m.
Find friendship and support at this special g