We know you single folks are busy. iList Paducah's Mary Thorsby goes on that first date so you don't have to!March 2, 2010
Gaston
Girls faint. Crowds cheer. And everyone bursts into song whenever he’s around. See Gaston in Beauty and the Beast at the Carson Center, March 5 and 6. Oh, and there’s typically dancing, too!
Gaston, you are cute, cute, cute, no doubt about it! Here we go:
Silly girls throw themselves at me wherever I go, often swooning.- People tell me that I’m tall, dark, strong and handsome brute, and I must admit as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating.
- There’s no one as burly and brawny. As you see I’ve got biceps to spare!
- I’m from a French provincial town. (The land of romance…).
- I’m endlessly, wildly resourceful.
- I’m definitely a dog man.
- I like to hunt and drink beer.
- I’m especially good at expectorating.
- When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. Now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a barge!
- I don’t take a girl for granted. There’s no path I haven’t hewn to her heart. No seed unplanted, no flowers unstrewn. (Is that a word?)
- My ideal first date takes place at a rustic hunting lodge with my latest kill roasting over the fire and my date massaging my feet.
- I like a woman who keeps house with pride.
- I use antlers in all of my decorating.
- I promised myself I’d be married – and don’t I deserve the best?
- I want children. I dream of six or seven strapping boys, like me.
- Every last inch of me is covered in hair.
- Reading is a favorite pastime, but only if there’s lots of pictures in the book.
- I’ve got a swell cleft in my chin.
- People burst into song about me when they see me in public. Girls faint. Crowds cheer. There’s dancing too. Can you blame them?
- I’m looking for someone who will share with me all that love implies. We will be a perfect pair, rather like my thighs.
