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November 23, 2009

Jeannie Suhrheinrich

Another strikingly beautiful and strikingly funny Suhrheinrich? Yep! Meet iDate Jody Suhrheinrich’s little sister Jeannie! But meet her fast! She’s headed to Bar Harbor, Maine, in January to study human ecology!

Jeannie Suhrheinrich, you are cute, cute cute, no doubt about it! Wanna know more about Jeannie? Read on:

1. My idea of a perfect date consists of you making me laugh. Period.
   
   
2. I will never adore anyone as much as I adore the pure perfection of my two dogs. Just letting you know so you don’t get your hopes up.
   
   
3. I try to keep in shape, but am only marginally successful.
   
   
4. Adoring people-wise, I’ll leave it to this quote from Little Women: “Don’t be such a beetle; I could never love anyone as I love my sisters.”
   
   
5. I know it’s nothing like what it used to be, but I’m home every Saturday night at 10:30 for my Saturday Night Live fix.
   
   
6. When I was little my curls were so tight that I had a constant ‘fro until I was five.
   
   
7. As long as I can remember I’ve spent many an hour dancing for the invisible crowds in the living room when I’m home alone.
   
   
8. I live for a mean batch of fresh hummus. I crave it like other people crave chocolate.
   
   
9. At times I think I’ll never date again, just so I can keep being gross with no judgment — let me pick at my feet, bite my nails and go showerless for a couple of days, won’t ya?
   
   
10. I’m mostly a quiet and reserved person, but occasionally I can serve a nasty burn and I have an unlikely thirst for adventure.
    
    
11. I’m a big Earth Mama, so this would probably work best if one were an Earth Papa.
    
    
12. One of my best skills is the ability to turn a simple Disney coloring book picture into a colorful, very inappropriate and politically incorrect narrative.
    
    
13. Currently I babysit an autistic 7 year old who has taught me more about life than I could ever learn in school.
    
    
14. As for school, I have no idea what I’m studying to be. In January I transfer to the College of the Atlantic in Bar Harbor, Maine, to study human ecology, and I guess we’ll go from there.
    
    
15. Sometimes I will like a food just because it is healthy, not because of the taste…which is probably why my cooking only tastes good to me.
    
    
16. I have mad skills when it comes to souvenir shopping. Gangster Rap Coloring Book, anyone? How about a shirt from a hillbilly gas station in Alabama that says, Sleeps well with others?
    
    
17. Last Christmas I spent my break working in a medical clinic in western Africa. It’s hard to describe the trip beyond the word amazing.
    
    
18. I love cinnamon gum so much that I will chew a pack so fast that I’ll wind up with burns on my tongue that look like white bumps and may or may not resemble typhus.
    
    
19. I’m a big believer in nonviolence and kindness, but if you eat the last of my cereal you can be sure I will declare war on you.
    
    
20. I am deathly afraid of becoming the stereotypical 30-something suburban mom who has lost herself because of her devotion to her husband and kids.