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November 15, 2011

Lyndsi Knees

Channing Langston tells us a few tidbits about her BFF, Lyndsi Knees. In addition to this list? She loves taking photos of herself. Why? She’s really pretty. That’s all you need to know.

• Lyndsi is a huge sports fan. She’s a die hard Alabama girl, with a new love of the Saints thanks to her future husband, running back Mark Ingram.
  
  
• Not much of a traditionalist, Lyndsi is more of a “let’s drink beer and watch Beavis and Butthead” kind of girl, rather than a “Send me flowers and make dinner reservations” kind of girl.
  
  
• She doesn’t discriminate based on age - she accepts friends of all ages!
  
  
• She is a HUGE Taylor Swift fan - she even has a Taylor Swift tattoo.
  
  
• She gets really excited about things. Whether its a concert or just making tacos, Lyndsi is always pumped up and supportive.
  
  
• No matter how late she stays up or how much she drinks, Lyndsi is up at 6am. Its her “early bird curse”.
  
  



• When she’s in the car or excited or listening to music, she does this shoulder dance. Its hard to explain, and she can’t do it on command, but just watch her when he favorite song comes on - it will happen.
  
  
• Crappy day at work? Split up with your mate? Call Lyndsi - she’ll be there to help you drown your sorrows all evening (or all day, whatever the case may be)
  
  



• She gets her feelings hurt when the gas station runs out of Grape Gatorade - I bet she’s had 5000 in her life time.
  
  
• If she could only have one meal for the rest of her life, it would be Taco Bell. Don’t forget the ridiculous amounts of Fire Sauce!
  
  



• The girl eats more soup than anyone I’ve ever known in my life. The upside here is that for the low price of a can of Campbell’s Condensed Beef and Vegetable soup, you can make her smile.
  
  
• She can go from an old maid sitting around watching Lifetime Movie Network and crying to playing Super Mario Bros on the SNES so fast it will make your head spin.
  
  



• She is great at making you feel included! If you can’t be out with her, she’ll text you along the way and share the funny stories as they occur.
  
  
• She has the biggest heart for animals of anyone we know. Her dogs must think shes nuts, as many pictures as she takes.
  
  



• She lives her life through emoticons. Can’t see them? She’ll type it out for you! Big eyeball embarrassed face!
  
  
• She loves to bid on cheap yet awesome items on eBay, and she’s thoughtful enough to find stuff her friends like, too.
  
  
• She keeps a great attitude when things change or situations don’t go as planned
  
  
• We mentioned Taylor Swift, but she also loves Tupac (we often get into Biggie vs. Tupac arguements), System of a Down, and anything you can headbang to. Ask her about her Iron Maiden tshirt collection!
  
  
• If her dog has puppies, she’ll give you one. Ok well maybe that was just me, and it was 18 years ago, but that’s beside the point.
  
  
• The longest relationship she’s ever had is with her debit card. And it just expired on her.
  
  
• Lyndsi can find any excuse for a Mean Girls/Clueless watching session over a bottle (or 3) of wine.