Seth Michaels

His golden voice may be outlawed in 46 countries because of its potent effect on women – but we in Paducah can hear him each morning with A.J. and Mitch on the Electric Morning Show on Electric 96.9.! Meet darling Seth Michaels, a man so perfect, it’s hard to believe he’s real!

Seth Michaels, you are cute, cute, cute, no doubt about it. Here we go!

1. I work with A.J. and Mitch on the Electric Morning Show on Electric 96.9. I provide them with hilarious comical mischief, and without me, they would be nothing. They’d probably be homeless, living under a bridge and smoking crack had I not entered their lives.
   
   
2. I was born in Benton, Ky. Legend has it, when the doctor delivered me, it was actually I who slapped him. What can I say? He was wearing white after Labor Day!
   
   
3. The ring on my finger is not a wedding ring! It is an ancient Indian power band given to me by my late great grandfather, Freebird. That was his Native American name. He told me to wear the power band proudly, and one day I would grow to be a mighty pirate! Well, I’ve got the pirate costume, a stuffed parrot and a plastic sword…..but I still need the boat…...I’m beginning to think my great grandfather got this ring out of a Cracker Jacks box.
   
   
4. I have a pony named Pancakes. He’s not named after the food, however. He’s named after the progressive rock band I sang for in high school…...which was named after the food.
   
   
5. My golden voice has been outlawed in 46 countries. It is theorized that my voice is so incredibly potent, that a woman can be impregnated with triplets simply by listening to it. My child support payments are through the roof! So the first date’s on you, babe.
   
   
6. I was originally cast to play the role of Ethan Hunt in the Mission Impossible movie. They decided to go with Tom Cruise instead when they realized the title of the film wouldn’t have made any sense otherwise. No mission is impossible for Seth Michaels!!!
   
   
7. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a “playa.” Being a “playa” suggests there is some sort of game to be played. With me, there is no game. A “game” suggests there are two “playas.” When, in fact, the only “playa” is me…..wait…..I mean…...what?
   
   
8. My phone is ringing. Hold on.
   
   
9. Besides working on The Electric Morning Show with A.J. and Mitch, I also host my very own show on Electric 96.9 on Saturday nights! It’s called The Saturday Night Slumber Party with Seth Michaels. It airs Saturday nights from 10 p.m. til 2 a.m. on Electric 96.9. I’m told it’s quite tasty.
   
   
10. I am not gay! I’m simply fabulous. Straight men can be fabulous too, and let me tell you sister, NOBODY does fabulous like Seth Michaels!!!